Dating two women at once isn’t all that hard, but guys always screw it up. When you have two women on the hook and you just can’t decide which one is the winner, there are a few things that you have to do to make sure that you do not get caught. Some guys can’t even get on date so if you’re lucky enough to be dating two women at once, it’s your responsibility to keep it going as long as you can.
By following a few very simple rules you should be able to have your fun without either of the women knowing any differently. Here are some basic rules for how to date two women at once.
Separate The City
The number one thing that you have to do when you are dating two women at once is to separate the city that you live in. Make it a point to only take one woman on side of the city and to only take the other woman on the other side of the city. This can make sure that you will almost never run into the other woman while you’re on a date with the other.
Separating the city will also keep your having an embarrassing moment of running into friends or family members when you’re on a date. This can be difficult if you’re dating a free spirited kind of girl, but try your best keep the two women and their locales separated.
Audit Your Home Frequently
Dating two women at once can wreak havoc on your home. Middle of the night romps can easily lead to underwear and other evidence tossed about your bedroom, kitchen or even your living room. Most guys that are dating two women at once get caught because they were too lazy to pick up after one of the women.
If you want to avoid this, audit your home. Make a mental note of everything that your girls bring over. Lipstick, toothbrushes, hair ties and jewelry are dead giveaways. Try to spend a few minutes right before your date leaves to make sure that they have everything they came over with. An innocent flick of the hair can lead to a big argument if your other girlfriend finds a hairpin under the couch.
Turn Off Your Phone When You’re With One Of Them
We live in a digital age and the number one reason that men get caught dating two women is because they went to the bathroom and left their phone on the coffee table. While you’re taking care of nature, a text message rolls in and you have to explain what it was and who it came from.
Turn your phone off while you’re at one of the girl’s houses. If the other girl calls you and can’t get ahold of you, tell her that your phone died. You might even want to invest in a burner phone for one girl and leave it at home. Guys love to keep sexy texts, but this could get you in trouble.
‘Separate the two worlds by taking control of your phone. At a minimum, take a few minutes to clear those calls and texts from your history.
Clear Your Browser History
As stated before, we live a digital world. At some point or another, one of the girls is going to ask to use your computer to show you a video or check her email. So what would you do if she jumped on your laptop and the first thing that popped was your email?
Clear your browser history that you aren’t automatically logged into your email when she gets on your computer. This is the best way to keep your secret a secret. Men all over the world have been busted because they forgot to click that small button that says “logout.” Don’t be the next victim.
Keep Your Stories Straight
As much as you might not want to do it, at some point, you’re going to be forced to lie to one of the girls. If you’re going to have to lie, make sure that you don’t get caught. One lie can lead to another, which can lead to another and so on and so on.
Get your stories straight so that you aren’t stuck in the “uhhhh” moment. Write everything down if you have to, but don’t get caught. If you do get caught the girl is going to start questioning everything about you and everything that you have told her. Small lies are okay to a point, but big lies will always get you in trouble.