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The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

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It blows my mind that pick up lines still exist!

I can’t imagine that they work unless the chick was either A) Super drunk, B) Super drunk or C). Super drunk. Assumptions aside, they must be working for some guys because I still hear them from time to time, here is a list of the worst pick up lines that we’ve heard:

The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines (She Said)

1) “Do you like meat” Girl answers yes. “Wanna bone?”

OK, what? I can’t even write a rebuttal, this is disgusting! Ok sort of funny too.

2) Can I wear your thighs like earrings?

Although its nice finding a guy super excited about oral sex, this line is just a gross visual. And can not be safe for your thighs.

3) “I hear your ankles are having a party! You want to invite your pants down”?

Super funny, super lame. Although if a cute guy delivered this line to me in a comedic fashion, it might work at least for a chat. But my pants will not be going down to my ankles.

4). “Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven”.

This has to be one of the most cliche and over used lines, it never works. Where do you go from there? You can’t have a serious conversation with a guy who thinks you are an angel from heaven.

5). “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight”.

OK, this gets one point for being creative but honestly, when I heard this one all the guy got was a spit take of my beer all over his shirt it made me laugh so hard.

6) “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night”.

This line is so over used! I am pretty sure it was started in WWI times! Yes it’s cheesy but it is so unoriginal. Pathetic. Besides, women don’t run they Pilate.

7) “That shirt is very becoming on you. then again, if I was all over you I would be coming too”.

Yes there is nothing a woman wants more than to be covered in a guy’s sperm! NOT!! This line actually works only when a girl uses it on a guy! That’s gold then!

8) “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again”.

This is so terrible because it is so ‘douchie’!! Who says that? Gross. Men should never ever be so cocky when approaching a woman.

But, fear not men! There are good pick up lines out there. And these lines work on women sober or drunk.

The best line is, drum roll…… “Hi, my name is…………., Whats yours?”

BOOM!!! You don’t need lines to meet women! Seriously, women are pretty smart and if they are interested in you all they need is to know your name. NO line is going to magically make her fall for you.

The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines (He Said)

Here’s the only thing to know: the “worst pick up line” is the one that doesn’t work.

I have seen the dumbest pick up lines imaginable work like gang busters. I had a Hispanic fraternity brother whose sole pick up line was “Do you have any Mexican in you?” They’d say “no.” He’d say “do you want some?” And then he’d take her back to have sex. It didn’t hurt that he was an amateur boxing champion with a chiseled body and gigantic genitalia. Actually that’s why it worked. Any one of those shirtless vampires or Magic Mike actors can say incredibly stupid shit to your woman and they will probably go home with him. That’s just how it is.

That being said, if you don’t have a huge dick and you’re not rich and you’re not in really good shape or good-looking, you’ll probably find that most pickup lines don’t work as well for you, and you will probably find yourself having used at least one of the worst pick up lines ever.

My favorite contender for worst pick up line ever, comes from the greatest movie of all time “The Ladies Man” starring Tim Meadows.

If you can’t quote that movie verbatim, there is a 98% chance you are a terrorist.

9) He walked up to a woman and said “Hey, baby! Are you a bad load of laundry? Cause you just made my pants too sizes too small.”

10) Another one of the Ladies Man’s pick up lines and a legit contender for worst pick up line ever is: “Hey baby! Can I buy you a fish sandwich?” –Best movie ever.

How To Make Pick Up Lines Work For You

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Pick up lines may seem cheesy to most guys. You often hear the horror stories about pick up lines gone wrong, but very few stories about ones that were successful and ended up getting a guy a phone number. Believe it or not, there are ways to make pick up lines win almost any girl over. Here’s how to make them work for YOU.

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Why Pick Up Lines Rarely Work

Pick up lines rarely work because most of the time when a guy uses one, he’s hoping that the phrase he’s using is going to do all the work for him. He expects to speak these “magical words” that when put together into a sentence, automatically make a woman swoon. If you go into dating thinking that this is what pick up lines will get you, you’re going to be very disappointed!

Instead, think of pick up lines as a simple mechanism to get a girl’s attention. You want to get her attention and get her to notice you’re there, hopefully so you can strike up a conversation with her. The key to successful lines is to have a great attitude with it. The words you say may get her attention, but she’s going to be attracted to your positive, upbeat and outgoing attitude even more.

Learn From Guys Who Are Good With Girls

If you have a friend that seems amazingly great with girls and you’re not sure how he does it, ask him! Ask him what he does to get girls to be attracted to him and want to date him. Go out with him for a night and watch how he interacts with the ladies, what he says and what he does. Learn from him! Try to mimic what he does, but in your own way. Learning by example is a great way to practice your skills in talking to women and asking girls out.

Make Her Laugh

Don’t be so focused on learning “pick up lines” – instead, learn some funny one liners that are guaranteed to make her laugh. Make her laugh and get her attention, and you’ve opened the door for a great conversation in which you can flirt and build sexual tension – which is exactly what you want!

To find funny one-liners, try watching some stand up comedy or some good sitcoms. When you find something that really makes you laugh and you think would make other people – especially girls – laugh, write it down. Commit it to memory. Practice saying it so that when you’re in a social situation where this particular line would be the perfect thing to say, it comes out smoothly. Women love to laugh, so if you can make her laugh, you’re well on your way to getting a date.

Relax And Have Fun With It

So many guys take dating too seriously, when it’s really all about having fun. Sure, learning lines can help you be more comfortable when talking to women (it’s a little harder to get choked up when you know ahead of time what you’re going to say, but it still happens), but they’re not going to win you a girl just because of what you say. The success of pick up lines lies not with what phrase you’re actually using, but the attitude behind it.

Start using pick up lines to become more comfortable with girls in general. Get comfortable approaching women and talking to them. If you have friends who are girls, try some of your stuff out on them. See what they think, and listen to any pointers they want to give you. If you don’t have friends who are girls, it’s time to make some! Having friends who are girls will help you get more comfortable talking to women in general, and it will also allow you to practice some of your pick up lines so when you actually meet that girl you’re interested in and want to date, you’re comfortable with what you’re going to say and how you’re going to say it.

If You Can Make Her Laugh, You Can Date Her

Girls want to laugh! They want to be around a guy who knows how to have fun and how to tell a joke. Work on being funnier in general. Go to parties or get-togethers and work on being the one that everyone stands around because he’s so funny! When you meet a girl, she’s not going to remember what you say so much as how you made her feel. If you can make her feel like she’s having a great time and that she’s special, you’re a shoe in. The trick is to make her laugh, even if it’s a funny joke about you, and still be strong and confident underneath.

Women are able to see the many facets of a person – she will be able to tell that you’re not only funny, but that you’re sweet, sensitive and kind as well. If you’re strong and confident, she’s also going to see that. If you’re faking it, she’s going to see that too. Nothing much escapes women, because they’re incredibly intuitive. Be the guy who is strong and confident enough to get people laughing. When you get that special girl laughing, that’s when she’s going to start feeling that chemistry and connection between you.

PUMA Skills: Magic For Attraction Review

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PUMA Skills: Magic For Attraction teaches men how to perform simple magic tricks to catch a woman’s interest. So can you really pick up women with card or coin tricks? The simple answer is yes – even though it sounds corny at first, you can pretty much guarantee that there aren’t a lot of other guys out there doing this to attract girls. So yes, you are going to pique her interest – but for how long?

The Good

There really are some pretty neat magic tricks in here. You might not think that a simple magic trick will make a woman want to go out with you, but when you watch these tricks in action, you’re definitely going to see how a woman might strike up a conversation with you – if only to ask “Hey, how did you do that?”

The Bad

The video quality is mediocre at best – you’ll want to pop in your headphones for these so you can clearly hear the instructions over the echos. Also, while doing magic tricks to attract women might work in theory, you still need to have confidence and good timing to pull it off. What PUMA Skills: Magic For Attraction lacks is enough information on how to actually use the magic tricks in the context of introducing yourself to a girl or asking her out.

The Bottom Line

If you’re into magic tricks – or just need something a little extra to set you apart from the crowd – this website can definitely be an asset. You’ll learn some great little tricks that will impress a few women, but make sure you can follow up a neat trick with a great conversation. Check out some other dating resources on how to talk to women after the initial dazzle of the magic trick has worn off.

The Full PUMA Skills: Magic For Attraction Review

Dating and picking up women can be intimidating. PUMA Skills can help – learn how to get a girl’s attention with simple but effective magic tricks!

PUMA Skills stands for “pick up magic artist” – so can you really pick up women with simple magic tricks? Will you impress her with coin or card tricks? While it may sound corny, don’t knock it until you try it. You can actually start dating girls by showing off a few “bar tricks.” They’re a great way to catch a girl’s eye and get her to approach you – or to strike up a conversation about how you did the trick.

There are quite a few magic tricks on the website, so you’ll rarely have to repeat the same thing twice. You’ll probably want to get really good at a couple and then move on to learning more. The videos, however, are somewhat difficult to hear and the quality is less than top notch. However, you can still turn the volume up, throw on a pair of headphones and learn how to perform each magic trick yourself.

The creator of the website and video show does go into some detail about how to approach a girl and introduce yourself with the magic tricks, but none of this information is available as concrete, easy to follow text on the website. If you want to start dating women by using magic tricks, PUMA Skills can provide you with the how-to part, but you may need to supplement it with some good old fashioned dating guides. You need more than just a few tricks to really make a woman remember you, so try out other dating guides to help you put the entire process together.

Some things you can expect to learn from PUMA Skills: Magic For Attraction are:

  • Coin tricks
  • Card tricks
  • Levitation tricks
  • Bar tricks
  • Tons of other tricks

With website membership, you also get several bonus items.

Killer First Dates

Learn tons of great first date ideas, as well as what dating mistakes to avoid. You’ll never have a failed first date again.

Raw Hypnosis

Learn how to hypnotize other people without them ever knowing what you did. You can make girls fall for you easily this way – or get anyone to do anything you want.

Street Magic Mastery

Become a master at easy to do, but impressive street magic.

The Guru Black Book

Get answers to the 25 most asked questions about seducing, dating and meeting women, talking to them and making a great first impression.

The Hiroshima Opener

Learn how to approach an entire group of girls. This method can’t be topped!

Dating Tips: What Are The Best Pick Up Lines?

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When dating, coming up with pick up lines isn’t always an easy thing to do. It can be extremely difficult to think of something when you’re trying to approach a woman, especially if you’re very nervous or jittery. You may be tempted to use a “canned” pick up line that you read on the Internet or heard from a friend, because it’s easier than coming up with something on your own when you’ve been put on the spot. However, those puick up lines rarely work and often serve to get you rejected by the girl you’re trying to ask out. Check out these great tips on the best pick up lines and how to successfully ask a girl out.

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Be In The Moment

The best pick up lines come naturally. They come from the heart and are sincere. They’re not canned statements that can be used on any girl – they’re intelligent statements about your surroundings, what is going on and who you’re with. Most women don’t respond to manufactured pick up lines when dating – and not to worry, a girl can smell a fake pick up line from across the room. Rest assured that any cheesy statements will get you rejected! Instead of using canned pick up lines when dating, be “in the moment” and talk to the girl you’re asking out about what is going on around you. Ask her a question, compliment her in a genuine and sincere way or tease her with a giant smile on your face. Avoid making a comment about her physical appearance, especially her body. Gorgeous women are told all the time that they are gorgeous – they want a guy to make an effort to get to know her and value her for her intelligence, not the way she looks.

Be Yourself

When dating, it is important (crucial, in fact) that you be yourself instead of trying to be someone else. Not only will trying to be someone you think girls will like make you feel uncomfortable and out of place, people are going to see it on you right away. If you’re not relaxed and “in your own skin,” you’re not going to look natural when you ask a girl out. You’re going to look nervous and cheesy, and it’s going to be completely obvious to the girl you’re talking to that you’re not being yourself. When talking to a woman, be honest about your hobbies, your work and your opinions about things. Don’t try to tell her what you think she wants to hear, because you’re most likely going to be wrong on that count. You should also make a point to ask her honest questions about her life, her interests and hobbies and her opinions about things. Listen to what she says and do your best to show her that you’re genuinely interested. Women want their voice to be heard and want a guy that will take and interest in what interests them!

Practice Makes Perfect

If you’re shy, dating definitely doesn’t come naturally to you. For shy guys, dating and talking to new people can be downright torturous. You can, however, learn how to get more comfortable with dating and meeting people. The best way to comfortable with meeting new people and talking to them is to get some practice at it. “Practicing” is actually a pretty simple concept, but the hard part comes when you have to actually get out of your comfort zone. Try going out and meeting people! Go to a bar, a bookstore, a fast food restaurant or the park – go anywhere where there are people and make a point to say hello to as many people as you can. Bonus points if you can actually strike up an interesting conversation with someone! When you practice meeting new people, you’ll be much more comfortable when asking a girl out. If you’re comfortable in new social situations, you’re not going to need pick up lines to meet women!

Have Confidence In Yourself

The best way to be successful in dating is to have self confidence. Being confident in yourself is something that shows through in the way you talk, the way you carry yourself and how you appear to other people. Women don’t generally gravitate towards men that are shy, that hang their head down and wait for someone to approach them. Women are attracted to men who are conversational, personable and who eminate self assurance and self confidence. Just be careful not to appear too cocky, because men who give off a “cocky vibe” will definitely not succeed in dating!

Can These Pick Up Lines Get You Laid?

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When you think of a guy using “pick up lines,” you probably envision some slimy wanna-be Casanova, his shirt unbuttoned to reveal a gold chain and a furry chest. As a Barry White song plays on the soundtrack, he prowls the bar for a woman desperate (or drunk) enough to accompany him back to his lair.

He approaches a woman, eyes her up and down, like a hungry jackal eyeballing a slab of meat and delivers a cheesy pick up line that causes her to roll her eyes (or throw her martini in his face).

I’m talking about pick up lines like these:

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel. So what time do you have to be back in heaven?”

“Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.”

“Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”

“Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”

“I was so mesmerized by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

Cute Pick Up Lines

Not all pick up lines are THAT cheesy. There are a few that women may actually find your flirting charming or flattering — IF you follow them up correctly (which I’ll explain how to do in a moment).

“If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”

“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? A little kid with wings just shot me.”

“What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?” (Note: Don’t use this pick up line on women who are extremely hot and KNOW it. This one is effective on a girl who is attractive, but is clearly NOT the best-looking girl in the place.)

And then, there’s another category of pick up lines. I call these…

Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Kicked In The Groin

Use this last category of pick up lines with extreme caution. While they might get a good reaction (particularly if she’s a drunken nymphomaniac), you’re equally likely to get hit. (Especially if her boyfriend the UFC fighter happens to be standing nearby.) Like I said, be careful…

“Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.”

“That outfit would look great…in a crumpled heap next to my bed.”

“That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?”

The Truth About Pick Up Lines

So are pick up lines something to be mocked? Would any REAL pick up artist deign to use them? Well, I’ve written several guides to picking up women, which teach many different creative approaches to starting conversations with girls. And personally, I think pick up lines are usually way too obvious.

Normally, my rule of thumb is to use “under the radar” openers. This means you use a clever, unexpected comment or question to capture her interest and engage her in a conversation WITHOUT signalling that you’re hoping to get her into bed. Essentially, you’re “breaking the ice” in a way that feels natural and casual.

For example, you might ask for her opinion on an unexpected topic — one that women are naturally going to have strong feelings about.

The Anti-Pick Up Line: Going “Under The Radar”

Example #1: “Hey, help me settle a debate I’m having with my friends. How long do you need to be dating someone before you change your status on Facebook from “single” to “in a relationship?” Because my friend Jennifer has been going out with a guy for a month and SHE thinks it’s an exclusive thing, but he hasn’t changed his “single” status and she’s wondering if she should say something.”

Example #2: “Quick question — would you allow your boyfriend to go to a bachelor party if you knew there were going to be strippers there? Because my friend Jennifer is sort of freaking out about this right now.”

These openers are great because they’re based on what I call relationship “grey areas.” Men and women tend to have their own ideas about what’s allowed in a relationship, and what is unacceptable. Another example: is it “cheating” if a guy hangs out with his ex-girlfriend socially, without telling his current girlfriend?

The bottom line is, a good opener is going to make her WANT to respond. And if you’re a confident, playful guy, this one always gets a fun reaction:

“Do I look gay? Because this dude was TOTALLY hitting on me in the men’s room a minute ago. Be honest — is it my shirt?” (Or, “is it the way my butt looks in these jeans?”)

My book Mack Tactics contains dozens of other funny, effective approaches that you can use with women. I wouldn’t classify any of them as pick up lines. But does this mean pick up lines are, by definition, a bad thing?

The answer is no. I’ve actually used some of the pick up lines I mentioned above, and they led to a conversation and a successful result (either I got her phone number and saw her again, or had sex with her that night).

It was because I poked fun at the fact that I had USED a pick up line! After delivering it, I followed up with “I know that TOTALLY sounded like a pick up line, but I want to talk to you for a minute and I couldn’t think of what else to say. My name’s Dean.”

Then from that point, I used my usual tactics – I asked a few “strategic” questions to get her in a fun mindset, and sharing information about herself. I used techniques like “Cold Reads” and “Hypotheticals” and at all times, I stayed in control of the interaction and guided it down the correct path.

Sometimes the world’s cheesiest pick up line can be a FUN way to start things off. It’s all about knowing how to transition into the conversation, and never taking yourself too seriously.

And in a pinch, you can always use this one:

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.”