Before I dish out some great tips on how to fake an orgasm, let me clarify a few things.
First, let me start off by saying I hate having to fake an orgasm, and I’m sure many women feel the same way. You’re just fooling yourself, keeping your sexuality hidden and preventing your man from really knowing how to turn you on intensely enough for you to get off. However, I do not hate the women who fake. They have their reasons.
Second, I may hate faking orgasms now, but I certainly did my share of faking when I didn’t know any better. Why did I fake? I usually faked whenever I felt like the sex is getting nowhere and the man I’m with won’t quit pinching, poking and senselessly humping with a limp penis until I tell him I have reached orgasm. I wanted to give him a break, because I could tell that all he wants to do is sleep (after all, he has already climaxed). Yes, I cared that much.
If you’re ever in the same pinch, here are some ways to fake an orgasm so that he will never know I faked…
Bite Your Lower Lip
I don’t know where men got this notion, but some guys believe that a girl is about to climax if she bites her lower lip. Close your eyes tight as you can as you bite your lip to indicate that you’re “coming.”
Moan Loudly
Most guys have been gorging on porno movies ever since they learned about sex. They have been trained to believe that a woman screaming her lungs out during sex is reaching orgasm. Because of this, you can fake climax by moaning loudly, and shrieking after a series of loud moans. If you want an example of how to do this, check out Jenna Jameson’s old porno videos. Boy, that girl can scream!
Tell Him You’re Coming
According to porno films, all women are considerate enough to tell a man they’re going to climax before they actually climax. This makes a guy go faster, and hump harder, so he can join her.
Simply moaning out loud won’t do. You actually have to articulate the words “I’m coming” so that he will know.
Scratch His Back
The stereotypical sight of a woman scratching a man’s back when she reaches orgasm is considered one of the best ways to tell when a girl is coming.
You can simply dig your nails on his back while you’re “almost there” and scratch down ruthlessly when you’re supposedly “there”. He will forgive you for the scratch because, after all, you were in the throes of climax and you didn’t know what you were doing.
Clench Your Muscles
There are some guys who are experienced enough to know when a girl is faking and when she really is reaching orgasm. But there’s a move that most guys mistake for orgasm. It’s the clenching of the vaginal muscles. When you climax for real, the muscles inside your vagina move sporadically.
You can’t control the sporadic movements, but you can simulate the muscular movements by consciously tightening the vaginal muscles around the shaft of the penis. Hold it for a few minutes and he thinks you have successfully reached orgasm.