One of the great things about sex is that not only can it be amazing and rock your world, but it can also put you in some of the most awkward and humourous situations you’ve ever been in. Popular magazines like Cosmopolitan and Redbook often publish funny sex stories sent in by readers because almost everyone has had a hilarious sexcapade. What’s yours?
Question: Dan and Jenn, I have a personal question for you. What’s your most humorous sexual experience?
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Getting Caught
For many people, getting caught in the act is probably one of the most embarrassing – and funniest – things that can happen when having sex. Whether you’ve decided to camp out in the back seat of your car in a remote location under the stars and get busted by the cops or get caught while stealing a quickie at your parents’ house while staying over for the holidays, getting caught having sex by someone else just might end up being your best funny sex story ever.
Awkward Moments
As fun and delicious as sex can be, sometimes our bodies don’t realize we’re trying to be passionate and there can definitely be some awkward moments during sex. They might be mortifying at the time, but you’ll almost always end up laughing at it later. Have you ever been masturbating or having sex and semen didn’t exactly go where you meant for it to go? Or have you tried to have sex with your partner when you made the mistake of eating bean burritos at your favorite mexican restaurant for lunch? Some of the most embarrassing sex stories are also the most hilarious!
Animal Love
Sometimes, it’s not just other people who catch us in the act, it’s our beloved pets too. Whether you’ve forgotton to put your dog outside while doing the deed and he starts getting friendly with your partner’s leg that is hanging off the bed or your cat keeps jumping up on the bed and insists on getting petted while you’re trying to get busy, or pets can make for some funny sex stories too. Just make sure any pet tarantulas, snakes and lizards don’t get out or you might end up with more than you bargained for.
A Visit To The ER
Some people’s sex snafus have actually landed them in the ER, making for even more embarrassing yet hilarious sex stories. You know it’s funny when the entire emergency room department is laughing with you! Ever heard of vaginal muscles gripping so hard that he couldn’t get it out and the two had to be separated by medical staff? How about a couple having sex at grandma’s and mistaking nitroglycerin cream for lube and having to be hauled to the ER unconscious – and frozen in the act – after passing out?
While most sex stories begin with feelings of embarassment, most of the time they get laughed at later. If you have a funny sex story to share, visit our YouTube page and leave a comment! We want to hear about it!