Singles & Dating

Top 5 Reasons Pick Up Lines Don’t Work

Pick up lines aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Here’s why they almost always will cause you to fail at getting a girl!

Pick up lines are some of the worst methods getting a girl’s attention. When you use a line you show that you’re not only desperate, but also highly unoriginal. They are played out and make you come off as a tool. If you have ever thought about using a line, get it out of your head immediately. Here are the top 5 reasons they just don’t work.

1. They’re Generic

“Come here often?” The line doesn’t work primarily because it’s too generic. The fact that you’re using it on a girl that you don’t know shows that you don’t really care about her or have anything original to say. This shows her that you’re not a guy that separates himself from the pack. When you use an original “Hello” or “How are you” you don’t come off as a guy who bombards women at every bar with the same line. “How are you” and “Hello” are pretty common for every day conversation so this gives you a non-threatening way of approaching women.

2. They’re Needy

There is nothing more pathetic than a guy who is desperate. When you use pick up lines, you come off as a guy who only wants to have sex. This can be problematic for a guy who really does want to get to know a girl. When you use a line like “great dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor,” you sound like a guy who is desperate for sex. Women want a guy that has options. When you use a line you look like you would just say the line to any girl that walks by. Avoid using pick up lines so you don’t look needy.

3. They’re Unoriginal

You know when you walk into a bar or a club and you see every guy or girl dressed the same? How many times do you think a girl has been given a pick up line and actually followed through on it? Women are hit on by guys every day and most guys stick with pick up lines because they are familiar. So when a girl hears you say something that she has heard a couple of hours before, she’s going to be even more put off by you. Pick up lines have been around forever. Chances are, she’s heard it and it’s not going to make her laugh or feel attracted to you.

4. They’re Creepy

How would you feel if some guy walked up to you and said that one about the angel falling from heaven? I would definitely be creeped out. This is exactly how women feel when some stranger walks up to her and delivers a line. Creeping a girl out is not the way to get a phone number. You want to build comfort and rapport with the girl in order to take a relationship to the next level. When you use a line, you’re going to creep her out and you will probably see it on her face.

5. They’re Not Funny

The fact of the matter is that pick up lines aren’t that funny. They can even be offensive to a lot of women. Do you think that you’re going to get her phone number after offending her? Probably not. It’s best to use a simple opener when approaching women. A pick up line can leave a bad taste in her mouth and leave you feeling like an idiot. If you think that it’s funny, stop yourself anyway.

Pick up lines are usually seen on TV or in movies, but think about the guy that is saying them. Is he the hero of the film or show? More than likely he’s the creep that nobody wants around. Pick lines are generic and will never come off as appealing to women. They have the ability to ruin a situation that could have become favorable with just a simple opener. Some pick up lines even have the ability to offend the girl and send her on her way after the first sentence is spoken.

Even if you do have a hilarious pick up line, she might not get the joke. This could leave you explaining why it’s funny and explaining a joke effectively creates an awkward situation. It’s best to leave you pick up lines at the door when you’re out approaching women. Use an environmental opener or mention something about her clothing to get a conversation started properly.

The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

By dicksinthecity

It blows my mind that pick up lines still exist!

I can’t imagine that they work unless the chick was either A) Super drunk, B) Super drunk or C). Super drunk. Assumptions aside, they must be working for some guys because I still hear them from time to time, here is a list of the worst pick up lines that we’ve heard:

The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines (She Said)

1) “Do you like meat” Girl answers yes. “Wanna bone?”

OK, what? I can’t even write a rebuttal, this is disgusting! Ok sort of funny too.

2) Can I wear your thighs like earrings?

Although its nice finding a guy super excited about oral sex, this line is just a gross visual. And can not be safe for your thighs.

3) “I hear your ankles are having a party! You want to invite your pants down”?

Super funny, super lame. Although if a cute guy delivered this line to me in a comedic fashion, it might work at least for a chat. But my pants will not be going down to my ankles.

4). “Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven”.

This has to be one of the most cliche and over used lines, it never works. Where do you go from there? You can’t have a serious conversation with a guy who thinks you are an angel from heaven.

5). “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight”.

OK, this gets one point for being creative but honestly, when I heard this one all the guy got was a spit take of my beer all over his shirt it made me laugh so hard.

6) “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night”.

This line is so over used! I am pretty sure it was started in WWI times! Yes it’s cheesy but it is so unoriginal. Pathetic. Besides, women don’t run they Pilate.

7) “That shirt is very becoming on you. then again, if I was all over you I would be coming too”.

Yes there is nothing a woman wants more than to be covered in a guy’s sperm! NOT!! This line actually works only when a girl uses it on a guy! That’s gold then!

8) “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again”.

This is so terrible because it is so ‘douchie’!! Who says that? Gross. Men should never ever be so cocky when approaching a woman.

But, fear not men! There are good pick up lines out there. And these lines work on women sober or drunk.

The best line is, drum roll…… “Hi, my name is…………., Whats yours?”

BOOM!!! You don’t need lines to meet women! Seriously, women are pretty smart and if they are interested in you all they need is to know your name. NO line is going to magically make her fall for you.

The Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines (He Said)

Here’s the only thing to know: the “worst pick up line” is the one that doesn’t work.

I have seen the dumbest pick up lines imaginable work like gang busters. I had a Hispanic fraternity brother whose sole pick up line was “Do you have any Mexican in you?” They’d say “no.” He’d say “do you want some?” And then he’d take her back to have sex. It didn’t hurt that he was an amateur boxing champion with a chiseled body and gigantic genitalia. Actually that’s why it worked. Any one of those shirtless vampires or Magic Mike actors can say incredibly stupid shit to your woman and they will probably go home with him. That’s just how it is.

That being said, if you don’t have a huge dick and you’re not rich and you’re not in really good shape or good-looking, you’ll probably find that most pickup lines don’t work as well for you, and you will probably find yourself having used at least one of the worst pick up lines ever.

My favorite contender for worst pick up line ever, comes from the greatest movie of all time “The Ladies Man” starring Tim Meadows.

If you can’t quote that movie verbatim, there is a 98% chance you are a terrorist.

9) He walked up to a woman and said “Hey, baby! Are you a bad load of laundry? Cause you just made my pants too sizes too small.”

10) Another one of the Ladies Man’s pick up lines and a legit contender for worst pick up line ever is: “Hey baby! Can I buy you a fish sandwich?” –Best movie ever.

How To Date Two Women At Once (Part 2)

By loveandsex

Dating two women at once isn’t all that hard, but guys always screw it up. When you have two women on the hook and you just can’t decide which one is the winner, there are a few things that you have to do to make sure that you do not get caught. Some guys can’t even get on date so if you’re lucky enough to be dating two women at once, it’s your responsibility to keep it going as long as you can.

By following a few very simple rules you should be able to have your fun without either of the women knowing any differently. Here are some basic rules for how to date two women at once.

Separate The City

The number one thing that you have to do when you are dating two women at once is to separate the city that you live in. Make it a point to only take one woman on side of the city and to only take the other woman on the other side of the city. This can make sure that you will almost never run into the other woman while you’re on a date with the other.

Separating the city will also keep your having an embarrassing moment of running into friends or family members when you’re on a date. This can be difficult if you’re dating a free spirited kind of girl, but try your best keep the two women and their locales separated.

Audit Your Home Frequently

Dating two women at once can wreak havoc on your home. Middle of the night romps can easily lead to underwear and other evidence tossed about your bedroom, kitchen or even your living room. Most guys that are dating two women at once get caught because they were too lazy to pick up after one of the women.

If you want to avoid this, audit your home. Make a mental note of everything that your girls bring over. Lipstick, toothbrushes, hair ties and jewelry are dead giveaways. Try to spend a few minutes right before your date leaves to make sure that they have everything they came over with. An innocent flick of the hair can lead to a big argument if your other girlfriend finds a hairpin under the couch.

Turn Off Your Phone When You’re With One Of Them

We live in a digital age and the number one reason that men get caught dating two women is because they went to the bathroom and left their phone on the coffee table. While you’re taking care of nature, a text message rolls in and you have to explain what it was and who it came from.

Turn your phone off while you’re at one of the girl’s houses. If the other girl calls you and can’t get ahold of you, tell her that your phone died. You might even want to invest in a burner phone for one girl and leave it at home. Guys love to keep sexy texts, but this could get you in trouble.

‘Separate the two worlds by taking control of your phone. At a minimum, take a few minutes to clear those calls and texts from your history.

Clear Your Browser History

As stated before, we live a digital world. At some point or another, one of the girls is going to ask to use your computer to show you a video or check her email. So what would you do if she jumped on your laptop and the first thing that popped was your email?

Clear your browser history that you aren’t automatically logged into your email when she gets on your computer. This is the best way to keep your secret a secret. Men all over the world have been busted because they forgot to click that small button that says “logout.” Don’t be the next victim.

Keep Your Stories Straight

As much as you might not want to do it, at some point, you’re going to be forced to lie to one of the girls. If you’re going to have to lie, make sure that you don’t get caught. One lie can lead to another, which can lead to another and so on and so on.

Get your stories straight so that you aren’t stuck in the “uhhhh” moment. Write everything down if you have to, but don’t get caught. If you do get caught the girl is going to start questioning everything about you and everything that you have told her. Small lies are okay to a point, but big lies will always get you in trouble.

4 Red Flags That Tell You You’re Dating Mrs. WRONG

By loveandsex

As guys its not very hard to get blinded by the beauty of a woman we’re dating. We like to feel good about ourselves and having a pretty girl on our arm is one of the biggest confidence boosters out there. Because of this, it’s not hard to see why so many guys put up with the games and pitfalls of women just to keep them around.

If you feel like you’re dating Mrs. Wrong then it’s time to open your eyes and break it off before you get too attached. Dating the wrong woman, and the eventual breakup, is enough to shake any guys confidence. By taking control you can soothe this pain and avoid the downsides of dating these types of women.

Here are 5 red flags that tell you you’re dating Mrs. Wrong.

She Still Talk To Her Exes

Okay, so there are a lot of women that still talk to their exes. They might be friends or they might just keep in touch via Facebook. But if you find that she’s spending more time on the phone with her ex than you, it’s time to top dating her.

Girls that still keep in touch with their exes on a regular basis are trouble. They either haven’t gotten over him or they are still in love with him. Very rarely is it at all innocent. Make it a point to tell her how uncomfortable it makes you that she still talks to her exes. If she doesn’t stop, call it quits immediately. She either doesn’t care about you enough to forgo her previous relationship or she doesn’t care how it makes you feel. Either way, she’s no good.

She Never Pays

It’s generally accepted that men should pay on a date, but if she’s never paying you should raise your eyebrows. Women that never pay for their own meals have entitlement issues. They usually come from families where they are catered to and spoiled or they think that they are hot enough for guys to be lucky enough to pay for everything they do.

This isn’t to say that you shouldn’t take your girl out for dinner and be the gentleman, but if she just stands there waiting for you to pay every time, it’s probably time to find somebody else. There are more than enough guys that willing to be a sugar daddy. Don’t drain your own wallet for a girl because she could leave you once the money train runs out.

You Never Know Where She Is

This is one red flag that guys usually get very quickly. If you never know where the girl you’re dating is – changes are its not good. On the off chance that she’s hiding the fact that she volunteers a soup kitchen (which has never and will never happen), she’s probably up to something.

The most common excuses are that she’s working late, she’s going out with the girls, or that she needs some alone time.

These can seem perfectly fine until the facts start to come apart at the seams. It’s not hard to pick up on when a girl is lying to you or when she’s nervous. If you think that she’s lying, more than likely she is. Don’t get played and don’t give into gullibility.

If it feels wrong then you need to move on and stop dating her. Most guys will launch their investigations, but you really don’t have to. The feeling of dishonesty is more than enough to break things off. If you don’t, you’re just setting yourself up for trust issues down the road.

She Hangs Out With A Lot Of Guys

“I just get along with guys better than girls.” Have you ever heard this statement? Run! Run! Run! This is a huge red flag.

Girls that hang around with a lot of guys are always looking for attention. If your attention isn’t enough for her then you need to move on. As stated before, this can be a big trust issue down the road and you should avoid these women at all costs. You will always have something in the back of your mind telling you that something isn’t right and you should listen to it. This is gong to save you a lot of time and a lot of heartache.

When a girl hangs around a lot of guys she is always comparing you to them. Don’t put up with this childlike competition. Get rid of her and move on to a girl that relate to her own gender.

3 Sure-Fire Ways To Completely Win Him Over

By evanmichaels

If you’re worried about FOREVER being stuck in the friend-zone worry no more! Because I’m going to share with you 3 sure-fire ways to completely win him over so he can start treating you like the Princess you are.

Whether you work together, have been friends since childhood, or just met at the bar, I guarantee that if you use these techniques on men they are going to look at you with different eyes. Sexy eyes.

So let’s get started!

Create Memories Together

While going out for a night of drinking can be fun, it can also be easily forgotten. The kind of memories I’m talking about are more like mini-adventures …spontaneous events that will stick out in his mind for the rest of his life. Something that will make YOU seem unique from all the other women in his life.

How do you do this? Do something crazy, something out of the blue. It could be something insane like going skinny-dipping somewhere forbidden, or something tamer like trying a new exotic restaurant. Be creative! The point is, if he has fun with you and you keep surprising him, he’s going to want to stick around because he won’t know what’s going to happen next. Speed dial here you come!

Be Mysterious

Guys love a challenge. And there’s no harder or more exciting challenge than when a women is mysterious.

Now I’m not saying you need to go all Batman / Bruce Wayne on him, but what I am saying is that women who are predictable just aren’t as exciting for most men to be around. If you do the same thing as every other woman, he’s going to treat you like every other woman.

The secret is to keep him from predicting your behavior. If you always keep him guessing he’s going to be all the more curious as to what you’re thinking about, and he’s going to try and spend all of his time figuring you out!

Make Him Feel Like A Man

Whether it’s mentally or physically men love to feel strong and powerful. It’s been ingrained into our DNA since the dawn of time. And there’s no better way for you to fuel that fire than to make him feel like your life is so much easier or safer when he’s around.

You see, men like to feel needed. They fantasize about rescuing a damsel in distress, and you can do it on a smaller scale. Don’t get me wrong, an independent woman is very sexy, but a guy likes to feel useful in the relationship. There’s a sense of pride a man gets when he does something a woman cannot. It might be reaching for something too high or simply opening a jar that’s too tight, but if you give men the impression that life is easier when he’s around, he’ll want to always be around.

And even if you could kick his ass PRETEND you feel safer when he’s around. This will boost his confidence which will satisfy the protector role he’s destined to fill. Stroking his ego by making him feel manly will make him feel a natural chemistry between you, so try it out!

Win Him Over

The whole point to a great relationship is being able to have fun together. In fact it’s being able to have MORE fun together than you have with anyone else. So if you aren’t creating scenarios for you and him to have fun together, there will be no chemistry for you and him to fall back on.

The best part about doing fun things and creating memories together is that they stick with him when you aren’t around. So not only will this make him smile and enjoy your times together, he’s going to be thinking about you constantly. Then EVERY time he’s sees you he’s going to feel more and more strongly about you.

Plus if you keep him guessing by doing things he doesn’t suspect his imagination is going to go WILD! A thing to remember about being mysterious around men is, don’t overdue it. Being vague to let his thoughts run wild is one thing, but teasing him and not answering any of his questions can be annoying. Offering unique questions and answers when you’re together WILL keep him interested.

When you combine dynamic questions with enthusiasm for his achievements you’re really going to stand out from every other woman he’s been around. Guys like to impress, so make him feel impressive. Just don’t act too impressed or he’ll want to show off to everyone else as well!

That’s it for today. Now go start practicing these techniques and having some fun!